Sunday, October 30, 2005

Quotable Brits


For those of you tired of quoting the same Monty Python lines over and over again in not so polite company - might I suggest checking out The Young Ones, a British comedy program that run during the 80s (although technically it was a variety program because they had a musical guest every week, which was a very clever way of getting a higher budget for thier show because situation comedys didn't get as much money from the BBC as variety shows did). The Young Ones was about four college students living in a flat in North London having wacky misadventures of the Monty Python school of inane comedy variety. A bit for visceral than Python, the show captured an interesting slice of the 80's without being so dated it isn't funny anymore. Actually, other than perhaps being mildly confused if you don't know that Margaret Thatcher was the Prime Minister in the 80s, most of the jokes travel well, both across the Atlantic and through that ever flowing river of time.

Here's a random sampling of funny lines for you to laugh at:

Rick: "Tomorrow everyone in England will be free, and there will be no more social prejudice or hatred. GET UP NEIL, I HATE YOU !!!!!!!"

Rick: "God, I'm bored. Might as well be listening to Genesis"

Rick: "There's no one in here, Mr. Balowski! We're all holograms !"

Vyv: "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence."

Mike: Neil, aren't you going to introduce me to your new friend?
Right Bleeding Bastard: Bastard's the name. But you can call me Right Bleeding, all my friends do- or well, *did*.
Mike: Why, what happened?
Right Bleeding Bastard: I killed him.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Happy day or horror?

This makes me a bit ambivalent.


Rambo is back in business. Sylvester Stallone will reprise his role as gun-toting John Rambo in the upcoming "Rambo IV," said Ben Nedivi of Millennium Films, which is producing the project with Emmett/Furla Films.

The 59-year-old Stallone also intends to bring boxer Rocky Balboa out of retirement. He will write and direct "Rocky Balboa," the sixth film in that franchise, with shooting set to begin next year.



Stallone's going to make a Rocky and a Rambo in sequence? Now, I know this isn't new new news, but I didn't know it was nearly this far along...

And in a row? Two 80s icons revisited.... well, I loved Stallone in Get Carter, for what it's worth.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Keith Parkinson R.I.P.


Keith Parkinson recently passed away due to complications related to leukemia. For those of us who have played Dungeons and Dragons for decades, Keith was one of the artists who raised the bar in the Roleplaying field, and for that matter in the Fantasy/SciFi book cover field as well. He was, like N.C. Wyeth (was in his), one of the great illustrators of the current generation.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Pictures from Selma, AL Updated



Fritz and I went to Selma, Alabama earlier this year to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Voting Rights Act. In honor of Rosa Parks death, I will post some pictures from our trip.



Pictured above is the Edmund Pettis Bridge where marchers, who supported granting full voting rights to african-americans, were halted and beaten by Alabama State Troopers and local Sheriff deputies on March 7, 1965. On March 9, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. journeyed to Selma and enacted a symbolic march to the bridge in remembrance of Bloody Sunday. Two weeks later a larger gathering would complete the march from Selma to Montgomery begun by the 600 initial marchers.


It didn't take Hurricane Katrina to get me to understand the vast poverty of the South. This Employment Center is in the heart of the "old town" area of Selma, right next to the river (just next to the Edmund Pettis Bridge)


Jimmy Lee Jackson's murder was one of the events that led to the march across Edmund Pettis Bridge. Think the South is a joyful land free of racism? See those red-stained holes? Those are from bullets.


This is a statue inside the St. James Hotel in Selma. The hotel is a pretty nice place in the heart of old town.


The exterior of the St. James Hotel.


The view across the street from the St. James Hotel.


Right after Fritz and I crossed the Edmund Pettis Bridge we saw this remnant of a strip mall. A little further down the road was a former movie theater. We asked around and eventually found out the nearest movie theater was 50 miles from Selma.


This is the Alabama River at dusk. As you can see this is beautiful country, but it is plagued with poverty.

[I have about 100 more pictures, but that should give you an idea of what Selma is like.]

Google Video Rules! Shatner Rules!

I, as you may have guessed by the title of this post, am a very big William Shatner fan. From Star Trek to Boston Legal the man has never failed to entertain me. As much as I love his TV work though, the self depricating humor he displayed in Free Enterprise permanently endeared him to me.

I don't know if you have seen Free Enterprise or not, but one of the themes of the film is that William Shatner wants to make a musical version of Julius Caesar starring only himself. Funny stuff. Anyway...now thanks to the miracle that is Google Video, I present to you William Shatner's Se7en (click on the link below). I hope to G-d this is in Free Enterprise 2: My Big Geek Wedding.


William Shatner does Se7en

A Day Late, But Still Missed Updated


On this day of Creepiness,
When rampant ghoulies run,
and kids go masked about,
Enjoying pagan fun...


Witches feast on human flesh,
While we recall a host,
(A haunt himself in living)
Recently turned ghost...



Scary movies [were] his thing,
(Theater gave '[i]m a try)
Whales of August I liked best.
My favorite was The Fly.



We do request a brief repose,
(A moment should suffice)
of silence just to say,
"So long" to Mr. Vincent Price.



Fine, Silence, and then we get the candy?!



SH!



Yow!


5-27-1911 to 10-25-1993


October 25th, 1993, Vincent Price, a horror film legend, left this mortal coil. The horror films that Vincent Price starred in were not the violent shockfests people so often imagine when they thing of the words "horror film." His films were not about gore, or quick cathartic release of tension, rather they were about fear. H.P. Lovecraft, a pioneer in American "Wierd Fiction", wrote in his essay Supernatural Horror in Literature :

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is the fear of the unknown...their admitted truth must establish for all time the geniuneness and dignity of the wierdly horrible tale as a literary form. Against it are discharged all the shafts of a materialistic sophistication which clings to frequently felt emotions and external events, and of a naively insipid idealism which deprecates the aesthetic motive and calls for a didactic literature to "uplift" the reader toward a suitable degree of smirking optimism...men with minds sensitive to hereditary impulse will always tremble at the thought of the hidden and fathomless worlds of strange life which may pulsate in the gulfs beyond the stars...


This horror of the unknown is the kind of horror that permeated the films of Vincent Price. To be sure some like the Tingler had moments of visual shock, but most of the horror in Price's films was internal to the viewed characters. The audience felt the horror not as an immediate thing which passes when the musical sting chimes, but as a lingering afterthought which remained with the viewer long after the film had been viewed.


An image from The Tingler more akin to modern horror.


Vincent Price and Roger Corman's screen adaptations of Edgar Allen Poe tales are some of the best examples of this lingering kind of fear. With modern special effects making the imagery in The Pit and the Pendulum tame, possibly completely enervated of shock value, in comparison to the slaughter a Jason Voorhees is capable of committing. It is not the violence in Pit which horrifies, it is the thought of what man is capable of doing. This is the best kind of fear, the fear that reminds us as we look into the abyss that the abyss is looking back into us. True fear is horror at the possible meaninglessness of existence and the potential cruelty of man. How horrible is the realization in Fall of the House of Usher that Roderick Usher had accidently put his living sister prematurely into the tomb? The audience who watches this film can imagine both having to dig oneself free of an early grave and the terror of realization Roderick comes to when he realizes what he has done. There but for the grace of G-d go I.

When Price first died, I worried that the "lingering fear" horror tale was dead. I "feared" that all I would be able to watch were gorefests made purely for shock value, but I should have known better. There were already hints that filmmakers knew what kind of fear was most valuable. In John Carpenter's version of the Fog, the horror wasn't that the dead had come back for revenge. It was why they came back, and that it didn't matter who they killed to get the requisite number of victims in compensation. Even a child would have sated their lust for vengeance. There were other films as well, but I would like to focus on what has come since Price died.

The Others, starring Nicole Kidman, is a wonderful example of personal realization bringing horror. Sure there are moments of suspense, but what keeps you talking about the film is the moment of realization. The same goes for Sixth Sense, but I think that the Village with its demonstration of what people will do to create a "just" society is more horrifying. Even if you guess the "twist" in the Village the lengths the Elders go through to maintain the serenity of the village is frightening. Eric Kripke's story about the Boogeyman isn't about gore, it is about how we give power to our fears. The same can be said for the numerous Japanese horror films which have come our way over the past few years. They often contain shocking images, but it is the lingering thoughts of the spitefulness of the dead which have value in the long term. The most Lovecraftian of recent horror tales was The Forgotten in which humankind were naught but play pieces for aliens in a G-dless materialistic universe. Julianne Moore, and all the other characters, were truly helpless against the antagonists and the resolution that she was "okay" isn't cathartic because the threat remains for everyone else.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Infinite Crisis Covers

Monitor Duty has posted, thanks to Newsarama, the cover to Infinite Crisis #2 and boy does it look sweet. It even includes references to the "Pre-Crisis" era. Woot!

The Newsarama site also includes the Perez covers for issues 3 and 4.

If you want to understand a little more about the whole "Infinite Earths" thing, I recommend reading the collected Multiple Earths Graphic Novels. They are Crisis on Multiple Earths Vol. 1, Vol. 2, Vol. 3 and Crisis on Multiple Earths: The Team Ups Vol. 1.

The "Freedom Fighters" who played a large role in Infinite Crisis #1 are heavily featured in Vol. 3.