Crashed Plane Was to Pick Up Former President Bush

Blogs of War offers some more conspiracy theories from the LooneyToon Left. Here are some choice snippets that Blogs of War didn't include:

One would imagine that the pilot flying a plane for any of the BFEE would be trained in instrument flying, thus the bad weather would not be a legitimate excuse, unless the plane was hit by lightening or wind sheer was the culprit. A pilot proficient in flying by his instruments would not be flying "too low" because of the weather. He would, of course, if his instruments were not working properly or had been tampered with.

Of course, some sense does still adhere to those on the Left:

Well, since it is impossible for a plane to accidentally crash in America, I think I know what's going on. Bush was so worried that after he killed Mel Carnahan, Paul Wellstone, John Heinz, Larkin Smith, Mickey Leland, John Tower, Ku Sokomoto (sp?), Buddy Holly and Ailiya in plane crashes that people would begin to get suspicious, so he brought this plane down just to throw suspicion away from the obvious fact that he has been involved in every murder and accidental death in America for the last fifty years. People can no longer suspect him, since he was almost a victim.

Or I guess maybe he could have been trying to knock himelf off and accidentally had the plane fly into the lightpost a little too early.

We were singin'
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
Singin' this’ll be the day that I die,
This’ll be the day that I die